Technology is ruining my life

I got a new phone. My old phone was too technologically advanced for me. I finally learned how to text last year. Yesterday my phone died. I had to get a replacement. I didn't spend much time deciding. I had been eligible to upgrade my phone for over two years, but didn't want to bother because the phone still worked. I chose the cheapest one, which happens to have all the bells and whistles. Now, I can take pictures with my phone. Great. Now I have no excuse not to take pictures of things and posting them on the internet for friends to see. The excuse that I can't figure out how to use it is only going to last for a few weeks.